*
gay: i love you!

alvin: iloveyoutoo! :)

*

and before you are too shocked and
too surprised to ask me what
has happened to me,
i would like to clarify that none
of these messages,
(previously in my tagboard;
now hastily deleted away by me)
are posted by me,
obviously.

and waitwait.

i would also like to thank
the guy who has nothing else
better to do except to post
these indecent messages
onto my tagboard,
cause i have been screwing my brain
all daylong to think of something to write about.

and ahahahahaha.

finally,
i can lash out at someone already.

ah, sweet.

******

luckily one of my OG friends,
tipped me off about this incident,
otherwise i would've be known
as the guy who once said
'i love you' to a gay.

and if that happens,
it WILL be certainly gay.






to that immoral person
who has nothing else better to do:

wa lao eh.
i dunno what to say,
but you really GAY ah?

lol.

anyone is gay,
when he is bo liao enough to
answer his own gay message,
not with his own name,
but with MY name instead.


hello,
if you havent got a chance to
read my friendster profile,
well, allow me to have the
privilege and honour
of repeating it again.


kk,
here it goes:

'i am the self-made president of AGC,
a gang which discriminate gays.

we think that homosexuality
is a disgusting noun,
and our main aim is to protect boys' sexuality
from the world's increasing number of gays.'

sorry ah,
i just copied and paste from my profile;
couldn't remember all of it la.


anyway, ahem,
come'on la.
i am the PRESIDENT leh,
the 'officer appointed or elected to preside
over an organized body of persons. '
(thank you, dictionary.com)

if i ever get involved in this kind
of scandalous affair,
the only thing i need to do,
is simply to wait and get hoot by my
other AGC members.

so do you think i will get
entangled in this kind of implications,
think twice,
though i will not rule out this possibility;
provided the opposite individual
is Cyndi Wang,
of course :)





anyway,
about the 'iloveyou' thing hor,
guys don't type like this one la.

only girls,
or probably gays
(opps, paisei ah.)
type like this.





those messages were
absolutely distasteful;
completely outrageous,
and to a certain extent,
gayfully gay.

it makes me shudder to
think of me typing all those crap,
and i certainly don't want to end up
becoming another Elton John.


******

see la,
this is why i refused
to put a tagboard into my blog.

all these nonsense will soon
start to kick in.

Eee-ur.
how gay is this.