kids nowadays need to get a smack
(a really big and hard one)
on their little, fragile asses.

i mean,
come on,
look at all those kiddy children
hovering all over Singapore.

almost all of them are rotten
(both outside and inside),
and of course,
the main culprit is undoubtely
their parents.

*

rotten kid: i want my coke!

mum: huh, no coke, darling, no coke-

rotten kid: ARG! i want my coke NOW!

mum: ok, ok, you sit here and wait ah, i go get one for you.

(moments later)

rotten kid: where's my tissue? I WANT MY TISSUE!

mum: (frantically searching her bag, and relieved to find a packet of tissue paper.
she immediately hands it over to rotten kid.)

rotten kid: (without a word of thanks, she snatched it and begins wiping that
little foul mouth of hers.)

*

ah there,
see, see,
that's one good example.

parents infamously named their gu-niang
style of education as
ai de jiao yu,
which bluntly means educating with love
in english.




omg.
you call this educating with love?

love my foot la.

i call that educating with profound mental retardation.




i preferred the old mantra of
our forefathers:
spare the rod & spoil the child.



hence, parents,
if your child is currently ill-disciplined
and still in his/her age of pre-school education,
do not despair.

there might still be hope for your child.

just take out the cane
and give it lovely smack right in the
middle of their asses.

ah, see how they run.


ahahaha,
just give it a little try;
satisfaction guaranteed.
(sis: ya, 100% quality + chop )



goodness,
i'm beginning to sound like a sadist.