who says guy talk is boring?
hey, although our mother tongue is football,
we do it in an animated way too.

here’s an example:

ah beng: “eh, ah seng ah, you got watch that match anot?
wah, that henry goal orh, si bei zai ah.
it just vroooom (one of his hands in the air,
quickly waving to the right,)
past the 3 defenders,
and bammm (slam his knuckles on his other hand)
past the keeper leh!
wa lao!”

ah seng: “ya lor, ya lor. (getting more and more excited)
and you got see that beckham goal?
it just floated in the air,
(his index finger making a BIG circle in the air),
and beat the keeper!
(slapped his hands together)

ah beng and ah seng (together, voices in unison):
“ wah! hosay ah! (punching their fists in the air)”

see.
(but of course, i may be exaggerating)

guy talk is emphatic; idiosyncratic.
cause it makes conversations more entrancing.

vibrancy in our talk do the
same job as as your living room’s
surround-sound speakers.

it amplifies and emphasises
on the important parts of the dialogue.

when we say,
“action speaks louder than words,”
we really mean it.

and that explains the hoopla
in our tete-a-tete.

so ladies,
if you see a bunch of males
shouting and waving hysterically
in their own groups,
try to forgive them.

guys are born like that.