i hate chain mails.

i feel that it is really dumb,
begging you to send it to everyone you know,
go round and round the net,
and eventually come back to you again.

some mails even threatened
to alter your future,
and if those threats were true,
i should be hovering in the
thirteenth level of hell right now.

i have to admit that some are really gelastic, though.

"Pass this message to at least 5
ppl you know,
and you'll find your true love!"

yeah, like real.

i'm very fine myself,
mr mail.
if you are that powerful,
go make cyndi wang my girlfriend;
i'll promise that i'll send
you to everyone i know everyday, religiously.

anyway,
i think that people send chain mails
because of some reasons.

they are either:
1) too bo liao;
2) feel insecure and think that
the mail is actually a fortune teller
in disguise;

OR

3) want to play pranks by sending out
these intimidating messages,
and expect people to be
freaked out by it.
(in other words, too bo liao)

so please,
stop sending me these mails la.
they'll either be deleted or
directed to my junk mail folder.

go send it to someone else;
make full use of that 50 addresses capacity
by sending it to other airheads.

thank you very much.